August 14, 2009
Carey wants to go to the Howard County fair tomorrow to watch worm racing. I have other plans, so I can't go. She is too chicken to ask any of her friends to go, so here I am, trying to help. If any of you who read this, and know how to contact my wife, care to go to see worms race tomorrow, please let her know. It will cost you $5 to get into the fair. Is it wrong that I can't type the words "Worm Race" without laughing? Who thinks of this stuff?