October 20, 2010


A co-worker sent these to me this morning, they made me laugh, so I decided to share.  Enjoy.

1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaska island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math distruption.

4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

5. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

6. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the grass'.

7. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

8. When the cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.

9. A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

10. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

11. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

12. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

1 comment:

  1. Tee hee hee! Thanks for the giggle. I am obviously a dork.