Static electricity is an interesting thing. I tend to experience more than my fair share of it during the winter. The wife and I share lots of static shocks at home this time of year. I'm mentioning this today because as I was taking off my jacket at work this morning I experienced something that was new to me. I got a strong static electric shock on my crotch. It was very painful. I've not experienced a shock like that on that particular body part before, and I hope I don't again. It actually took a second for my brain to register what had happened as I sat down. It wasn't as bad as a swift kick or anything, still not fun. Have a good day!